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Britney looks great when she’s not having a meltdown, doesn’t she? Here’s a photo of her out by the pool in a green striped bikini. I’m really liking the bottoms on this suit. I like the contrasting solid teal green center and the scrunched up wide sides attached with the silver rings. It’s a unique style and I think she wears this little bikini really well.

Clearly the Good Lord has taken favor with my assault on Chris Brown and has seen fit to reward me with even more pics of Kelly Brook in a bikini this morning. Granted, I don’t believe in God, but I’m honestly at a loss to explain where these came from. Evolution? Aurora Borealis? Who knows?

It’s like looking at Stonehenge which, coincidentally, I’ve also dreamt about putting my penis in. — Purely for science!

Here’s Coco on vacation in Miami over the weekend where she apparently decided a three-year-old’s bikini was sufficient cover for her She-Hulk frame. (It was.) At this point my brain literally can’t process everything that’s happening in these pictures, but I can say with certainty that’s the largest pubic region I’ve ever seen in my life. How it’s satisfied just consuming her bikini instead of small women and children will perplex me until I eventually see a dolphin’s tail struggling to get out. Should be any second now.

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